Monthly Archives: January 2016

wowza

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that moment when a family of 16, and their friends that is a family of 8 (total 24 guests) asks if they can come overĀ that day and you like super clean your house in an hour-and-a-half. :””””””’) *excited but tryna pull through*

 

#wegotthis

#notreallyiwasstressin

 

me rn <<<

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watch me slay it

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when you have five people taking 30 min piano lessons and you are last cause you the oldest so you have to wait for all eternity #praiseGodthischurchhasfreewifi >> buttt theres only so much to do on a laptop. YouTube gets boring fast. I don’t have any emails to answer. #mylifeislit

 

*ten thousand years later*

ANUIFHKDJKSNFd

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I got my retainer yesterday

 

I want to slay it but I also want my teeth to stay straight so who wins here

 

 

I HAVE SO MUCH HATRED IN MY HEART FOR THIS PLASTIC MOLD OF MY MOUTH PLEASE SOMEONE RELIEVE ME OF THIS AWFULNESS I FEEL LIKE I HAVE A SPEECH IMPEDIMENT

DORITOS

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ALL I WANT LATELY ARE DORITOS PLZ SND HLP

LAST NIGHT THE CRAVING FOR DORITOS WAS SO STRONG THAT IT LITERALLY WAS HURTING ME AND I WAS GROWLING

WHY CAN’T I CRAVE LIKE CARROTS OR SOMETHING?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!

NACHO CHEESE AND RANCH DORITOS

COME TO ME BABY

I LOVE YOU BABY

YOU THE REAL MVP BABY